It’s a balmy summer day in Disneyland, and you’re in line for Rise of the Resistance with a Takodana Quencher in hand. Simultaneously willing the line to move quickly, and cursing your father for not springing for the lightning lane,

And JD Vance learned that the hard way when he tried to go to Disneyland. Living up to its name, it really is the Happiest Place on Earth (for everyone else). Vance’s arrival into California was met with protests.